unwanted screams

it was a rather unusual day at home, the woman that lives upstairs was having sex and it's not a friday. without fail, i'm awaken by her moans and screams every friday morning usually around 7:30 a.m. it's like clockwork, yet terribly boring and redundant. i don't know why i am suprised every friday by the routine. sex, shower, vacuum. sex, shower, vacuum. never one without the other. although, it seems like i'm being a nosey neighbor, you would have to be deaf not to hear and begin to notice a pattern. who has planned morning sex every friday followed by a shower and vacuuming? great for her that she's getting some, i'm all for it, but wouldn't that get old? well, ironically, this evening was also the first time i have heard her husband/boyfriend? (i was beginning to think she was by herself all of these times). they were arguing none the less. although their shouting was interfering with my t.v. it was too muffled to hear anything they were saying. between the pigeons outside and the woman upstairs, im surrounded by all kinds of porn.

(gary and penny pictured in the photo above. they live outside our window.)