i just became aware of a website dedicated to "texts from last night" HILLARIOUS. even worse, im talking to my friend Cheryl about it and i just said, "these aren't as good as i hoped...i've sent far worse!" ooops. i mean i would never...
okay, here's my favorites so far:
"(305): Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that."
"(650): Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)"
"(978): Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. "
"(416): Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
"(860): but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies "
hahaha - you're welcome! OH migod. i haven't laughed out loud by myself this much in ages.
ReplyDelete"(858): You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat."
"(914): this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again."
"(919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog."
...i'm dying over here!...