"uh yes, I'd like to order two bottles of vodka for delivery"

i was chatting with my best friend in Chicago, and i was just informed that there is a new place that delivers alcohol to you. fantastic. genius for the winter months. that settles it--I'm moving back next week. i used to love having groceries delivered. mmm and all those late night food deliveries from any restaurant i wanted. that city, seriously has deliveries down.

this is what my conversation sounded like earlier:

friend: "I need to order a bottle a vodka, so i'll call you back later."

me: "whaaaaat???"