bad idea. ALWAYS.

i just became aware of a website dedicated to "texts from last night" HILLARIOUS. even worse, im talking to my friend Cheryl about it and i just said, "these aren't as good as i hoped...i've sent far worse!" ooops. i mean i would never...

okay, here's my favorites so far:

"(305): Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that."

"(650): Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)"

"(978): Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. "

"(416): Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!

"(860): but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies "