when i die, or my favorite book

in a recent conversation, about 10 minutes ago, i was mocked for my latest picture description on flickr. i was told i sounded ridiculous, so i said to my other half, i bet if you posted a picture on flickr, it would be a book and you'd probably write about how it's your favorite book. it somehow led to this very ridiculous skit. we often do skits to kill time.


spoken in a Louisiana accent:

me: I love fish.
me: I wish i lived under the sea.
amanda: I love books.
amanda: I wish i could be in a book.
me: I wish i was paper.
amanda:I wish i was the words on the paper, so everyone can read me.
me: I dream about my book every night.
amanda: I like to sing about my book.
me: Sometimes i think i am my book.
amanda: I always take my book to the bathroom with me.
me: My book never leaves me side.
amanda: when i die want to be burried with my books, all my books.
me: when i die i want my favorite book opened to page 64, with paragraph 4 highlighted.
In fact i want my favorite book made into a diamond, that i can wear around my neck when I'm dead.
amanda: better yet, i want my favorite book planted inside me when i die.